Funny Valentine’s Quotes

In honor of this most serious and romantic day, we’ve compiled a few of our favorite humorous Valentine’s quotes to brighten your special day!

being married

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

roses are red

Roses are red, violets, are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head. by Will and Guy in Washington Post

tied up Valentine's Day

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

 you take my breath away

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? by Will and Guy in Washington Post.

your life movie

If somebody made a movie about your life…I’d rent it.

indiana jones treasure

And lastly a mostly sweet saying:

I feel like an Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.