In honor of this most serious and romantic day, we’ve compiled a few of our favorite humorous Valentine’s quotes to brighten your special day!
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner
Roses are red, violets, are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head. by Will and Guy in Washington Post
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? by Will and Guy in Washington Post.
If somebody made a movie about your life…I’d rent it.
And lastly a mostly sweet saying:
I feel like an Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.